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How I think I look when I'm stretching:
How I actually look when I'm stretching:
What can I say, I'm a flexible lady.
How I actually look when I'm stretching:
What can I say, I'm a flexible lady.
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Nov. 20th, 2011 06:21 amWent out to Rosemont to see Paranormal Activity 3 tonight.
While I was walking over to the theater from the train station, came across 3 different guys in weird animal hats, and one dude walking around awkwardly with a plush raccoon tail between his legs.
Came home later and jokingly told my wife that I thought I'd stumbled upon a furry convention.
Checked Google and found out that I was right.
My life, ladies and gentlemen.
While I was walking over to the theater from the train station, came across 3 different guys in weird animal hats, and one dude walking around awkwardly with a plush raccoon tail between his legs.
Came home later and jokingly told my wife that I thought I'd stumbled upon a furry convention.
Checked Google and found out that I was right.
My life, ladies and gentlemen.
Writer's Block: A sight for sore eyes
Nov. 20th, 2011 05:37 amMy wife's face on our wedding day, while the judge was reading the vows. I think the only regret I have about that day is that we didn't wrangle someone from the waiting area to film the ceremony. I'd love to have a record of that moment.
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/REALIZES THAT THE NAKED BUTLER GAME IS FINALLY OUT
/HURRIES OFF TO THE NEAREST TORRENT SITE
/NEVER EVER RETURNS
something someone actually just told me:
Oct. 5th, 2011 03:36 pm"unless you're a man you don't have a wife"
OH
OKAY THEN
OH
OKAY THEN
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Sep. 28th, 2011 02:11 pmGeorge Bush works out at a gay gym in Washington D.C.
THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
EDIT: Also, I just realized that dancing Dr. Cox fits perfectly with To All Tha Dreamers from Yakitate!! Japan.
No, seriously!
THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
EDIT: Also, I just realized that dancing Dr. Cox fits perfectly with To All Tha Dreamers from Yakitate!! Japan.
No, seriously!
first dom imus and then WHAT?
Sep. 27th, 2011 12:27 amDID I WAKE UP IN BIZARRO WORLD OR SOMETHING?
WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO WITH BILL O'REILLY.
yo dawg i herd u liked hate groups
Sep. 14th, 2011 11:50 amWaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait.
Wait.
The WBC was counterprotested by who.
YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS AREN'T YOU?!
XZIBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
"It won’t be much longer and you will see Cinderella and Belle walking hand in hand joined by Prince Charming and Aladdin. Your destruction is imminent!"
I think I have two new OTPs.
I think I have two new OTPs.
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Sep. 14th, 2011 01:11 amOh, uh... excuse me, it looks like I've stumbled upon Satan's personal Tumblr.
... Does "i don't know, fucking everything" work as a trigger warning.
... Does "i don't know, fucking everything" work as a trigger warning.
n-no it's okay guys i think i just got something in my eye
YES MORE THINGS HAVE MADE ME ANGRY TODAY.
Sep. 5th, 2011 11:49 pmThis is harmful, disgusting garbage. I don't even know where to fucking start.
My only fear is that someone actually suffering from mental illness who could benefit from therapy or medication will be scared away from it because of this asshole's religious guilt tripping.
